Saturday, October 01, 2011

VLOG: The V isn't for "Vagina"

I tried my hand at V-logging, or VLOGging or V-whatevering last night.

The "v" isn't for "vagina", by the way. I know that might be everyone's first thought: "Oh, you know that Maven, always waving her vagina around..."

No, the V is for "video." And why on earth would I put myself on video? Because I thought it would be easier than writing.

I. Was. Wrong. (And I explain why in the vagina video.)

video

Anyone who has any idea what a T.A.R.D.I.S. is is now really jealous of my mug. And you should be, because it's damn fabulous. I've wanted one for over a year; and in the magical instant gratification world of the internets, that might as well be my entire life. And now I have one, I'm going to drink coffee out of it every single day. And rejoice a fair bit while I do it, too.

Wow. Sometimes - like when I read my own stuff - it becomes apparent to me just how lame I can be. 

Uh, and by "lame" I mean "incredible". Yeah. Haven't you heard of "lame" being used in that way? It's the new "sick".

True story.

Sorta.

6 comments:

  1. As the older sister of two brothers who played D & D in the basement ALL THE TIME (and somehow still managed to turn into a couple of successful hi-tech chaps), I found this hilarious. You must Vlog again. Think of it as your writing's sidekick :)

    Thanks for the laughs - I spend waay too much time visiting your blog!

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  2. HA! YAY! I get a Vlog shoutout! WOOT! I am the awesome! I hope your coffee was delish in your mug. *MUAH*

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  3. Remember when 11 pm was early?
    I have mug jealousy.

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  4. Why do all the posts in my blogroll have 'vagina' in the title tonight?

    I love the Doctor but I hate Coffee, so I'm good.

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  5. You are looking AWESOME! More than usual that is. Must be the mug.

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  6. OMG, I love the mug. Did you know they make remote control Daleks? I want one. There are also T.A.R.D.I.S. cookie jars.

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Go ahead: feed the attention whore (just don't tell the zookeeper).