I should have done this a long time ago.
My little horned wonders talk - a lot. Every time one of the gremlins says something funny, I'm going to add it to this page. A collection for me, a collection for you, and words to embarrass them by later. It's win/win/uh... sort of win.
Last week of November, 2010:
"Some girls have moustaches, you know. For real. They're called 'girl mans'" - Spawnling.
(Ah, Spawn. The sad truth is that in the end, all us women end up girl mans. Wax on, wax off. - Love, Mom.)
Spawnling to the mall Santa who walked by us the other night: "Hey, I really like the Wall-E Laptop. Thanks." *thumbs up*
Overheard from Gutsy's room, as he lectured his brother about complaining over not having more toys: "Spawnling! You should be be happy you have even ONE stuffed animal. It's called GRATEFULNESS!"
December, 2010:
Me: "Spawnling, do you know why your tummy hurts?"
Him: "No, but that's because I'm not inside out."
Me: "...Huh?"
Him: "If you're inside out, then you can see what the problem is. But I'm not inside out so I can't see what the problem is. You see?"
Diagnostic medicine would be so much easier if we could all turn ourselves inside out. Spawnling: 1, Evolution: 0.
Spawnling: What's this?
Me: It's toothpaste.
Spawnling: I know. What KIND of toothpaste?
Me: It's Colgate Sensitive Pro-Relief
Spawnling: Oh. I thought it was Crest Outlast.
Me: You watch too much TV.
Spawnling: "You know, you should get Covergirl for your lips. It will make your lips red and it will make you pretty."
Me: "... But aren't I pretty now?"
Spawnling: "Well... your hair is. But not your lips."
